Jan
20
Posted | Friday, January 20, 2006
Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle.
She tried putting batteries in it.
To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.
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